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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

nijuukoo:

ermahgerdfangirl:

I dub this ship “Pretty Pond”

gunpowderandspark:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Now in Theaters and IMAX.

lordoftheswag:

fishtwigz:


Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

this is the first post to actually make me cry

:/

lordoftheswag:

fishtwigz:

Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

this is the first post to actually make me cry

:/

wow these jeans look great
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but they look familiar
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oh

I will not fight you, brother!

dwarferinthetardis:

magnus-thegreat-redundancy:

I believe that ever american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom

I watched this episode in class for a media class. By the end of this scene, the whole class was cheering.

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT TODAY !!

thestoutorialist:

designerbydaykittenbynight:

YOU WOKE UP TODAY

I LIKE THAT

YOU ARE BREATHING

GOOD JOB

YOU CAN SEE THIS WITH YOUR EYES

FANTASTIC

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET

WOW SO WONDERFUL

THIS IS HOW BABY GOATS MOVE

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LOOK AT THIS KITTEN TRYING TO STAND

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THIS DOG IS AN ASTRONAUT

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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG IN PURE BLISS

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I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

BE HAPPY

SMILE A LITTLE BIT

SMILE A LOT A BIT

I LIKE YOU.

This was very needed today internet friends

"say those in snape's voice" okay i will by dajo42

dajo42:

w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

"Earth’s Mightiest Heroes" type thing.

cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

thatbatterisaspy:

Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer

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